A story about two men reading the Metro, this very morning, by Paul Baker.
"Stop eating all the plants," said Stephen.
"Okay!" said Derek in reply.
They had been reading the Metro in Starbucks and spied a tongue-in-bruised-cheek article about vegetarians killing the planet by reducing the CO2 recycling potential of the ecosystem.
"Am I still allowed to fart, though?" queried Derek.
They both exploded in pealing laughter.
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