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Waterloo-based journalist, Paul Baker, likes to think of himself as an urban bohemian, spending his days indulging fantasies of being a 'serious' writer, musician and photographer. He is actually a disagreeably honest and pathologically argumentative ne'er-do-well. Join him as he wades through this thing we call life, this city we call home, and all things despicable!

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The bard of fluff...

Posted by Paul Baker on June 22, 2007 2:36 PM | 

I have been flitty and strange this week. Moods up and down; is it my time of the month?

So I have been writing weird poems. Here's one about belly button fluff...

Fluffed

Does anyone really know
How the stuff that we call fluff
Gets in my belly-button?

It seems to gather in the day
And at night, while I'm away
Asleep, it makes its journey.

Such a sojourn shouldn't happen
Logic unravelled, fluff travelled
To my blow-hole.

Why does it gravitate?
And will it just once abate?
I have sat and sat to fathom.

Some people think me rude
But I do not watch my crotch,
I'm just gazing at my navel.

So next time you clean it out,
With your finger in the spout,
Stop and think of me.

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